Grown Ups 2
Who ever made the poster didn't a horrible job at photo shopping everyone together. Salma Hayek and Maya Rudolph are stating up and Maria Bello looks like she out in la-la land.
Welcome to the Jungle
Nine people on a poster and only seven names.. Every one's head is the same size..and two random girls in the background.
Thor 2: The Dark World
This poster is way to cluttered. Another poster with too many people on it. It would have been an awesome picture with just Chris Hemsworth and Natalie Portman in it with the birds flying around with the alien spaceship in the background, and possible the villain faded into the background as well.
Fishing Naked
This poster makes me think of one of thous crappy piranha movies. Fishing Naked is a comedy. It is a film about four young adults being bad in the woods. They pull Bigfoot hoaxes, scare tourists, disrespect their elders, hook up and smoke dope. That is until they realize there is an alien creature they have inadvertently put in harms way with all the attention they have been attracting to their rural mountain community. As their relationships fray, they hatch a half-baked plot to pull the biggest hoax yet to right their wrongs by deliberately getting caught in the act. -IMDB
Assult on Wall Street
To much work was put into this poster. He's obviously walked through explosion but then yet he is absolutely spotless, no marks on his face, no rips in his clothes, and his clothes are dirty. Also the bullet holes in the car look like thous stickers you can buy online to place on your own cars.
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
Can we just talk about how creepy this poster looks. And how the the glasses and lips were placed on the body with photo shop. My eyes are hurting just from staring at it.
The Way Way Back
This is the foreign version of ours. I've never seen this movie so I cant really say anything bad about it. But I don't get is why there standing in water and why that kid is just chilling there in the bottom of the water.
Bullet to the Head
It looks like an amateur made this photo. The background is a little faded and the rest is all up close. I could have made this poster.
Vamp U
I take it this is gonna be one of thous crappy van wilder like movies were the girls are vampires and in college and drink human blood while trying to maintain an AB average. I was wrong heres the real movie summary. Wayne Gretzky (no relation) is a vampire who can't grow his teeth. His impotence began when he inadvertently killed Mary Lipinsky, the love of his life, 300 years ago. To take his mind off the pain, he teaches college history - who better? Attempting to regain his full power, he enlists help from his friend and colleague, Dr. Levine (Gary Cole). Nothing works until a new semester brings freshman Chris Keller. She's a dead ringer for Mary and they have a lurid affair, while rumors fly around the campus. But it all sours when he turns Chris into a vampire and her newfound bloodlust spins out of control in a bloody rampage, making the rumors a little too real. -IMDB
F-3
What is this movie suppose to be about anyways. What am I even looking at? A life of war and murder plague the mind and inevitably descend the soul into the very depths of Hell for answers. F-3 is the question. - IMDB
The Heat
Oh my god don't get me started how crappy this poster is and how mad I am about it. First of all Sandra and Melissa are photo shopped on to the background. And second that doesn't even look like Melissa !! They tried to slim her face down so badly and this is a big slap in the face to her.
Nymphomaniac
There is nothing sexy about this poster at all. I can't even make out half of the people in the poster.
A self-diagnosed nymphomaniac recounts her erotic experiences to the man who saved her after a beating. - IMDB
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