Showing posts with label Movies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Movies. Show all posts

Monday, January 6, 2014

Worst Movie Posters of 2013


Grown Ups 2 
Who ever made the poster didn't a horrible job at photo shopping everyone together. Salma Hayek and Maya Rudolph are stating up and Maria Bello looks like she out in la-la land.


Welcome to the Jungle
Nine people on a poster and only seven names.. Every one's head is the same size..and two random girls in the background.

Thor 2: The Dark World
This poster is way to cluttered. Another poster with too many people on it. It would have been an awesome picture with just Chris Hemsworth and Natalie Portman in it with the birds flying around with the alien spaceship in the background, and possible the villain faded into the background as well.

Fishing Naked
This poster makes me think of one of thous crappy piranha movies. Fishing Naked is a comedy. It is a film about four young adults being bad in the woods. They pull Bigfoot hoaxes, scare tourists, disrespect their elders, hook up and smoke dope. That is until they realize there is an alien creature they have inadvertently put in harms way with all the attention they have been attracting to their rural mountain community. As their relationships fray, they hatch a half-baked plot to pull the biggest hoax yet to right their wrongs by deliberately getting caught in the act. -IMDB 

Assult on Wall Street

To much work was put into this poster. He's obviously walked through explosion but then yet he is absolutely spotless, no marks on his face, no rips in his clothes, and his clothes are dirty. Also the bullet holes in the car look like thous stickers you can buy online to place on your own cars.

The Hunger Games: Catching Fire

Can we just talk about how creepy this poster looks. And how the the glasses and lips were placed on the body with photo shop. My eyes are hurting just from staring at it. 

The Way Way Back

This is the foreign version of ours. I've never seen this movie so I cant really say anything bad about it. But I don't get is why there standing in water and why that kid is just chilling there in the bottom of the water.

Bullet to the Head

It looks like an amateur made this photo. The background is a little faded and the rest is all up close. I could have made this poster. 

Vamp U
I take it this is gonna be one of thous crappy van wilder like movies were the girls are vampires and in college and drink human blood while trying to maintain an AB average. I was wrong heres the real movie summary. Wayne Gretzky (no relation) is a vampire who can't grow his teeth. His impotence began when he inadvertently killed Mary Lipinsky, the love of his life, 300 years ago. To take his mind off the pain, he teaches college history - who better? Attempting to regain his full power, he enlists help from his friend and colleague, Dr. Levine (Gary Cole). Nothing works until a new semester brings freshman Chris Keller. She's a dead ringer for Mary and they have a lurid affair, while rumors fly around the campus. But it all sours when he turns Chris into a vampire and her newfound bloodlust spins out of control in a bloody rampage, making the rumors a little too real. -IMDB 

F-3

What is this movie suppose to be about anyways. What am I even looking at? A life of war and murder plague the mind and inevitably descend the soul into the very depths of Hell for answers. F-3 is the question. - IMDB

The Heat

Oh my god don't get me started how crappy this poster is and how mad I am about it. First of all Sandra and Melissa are photo shopped on to the background. And second that doesn't even look like Melissa !! They tried to slim her face down so badly and this is a big slap in the face to her.

Nymphomaniac
There is nothing sexy about this poster at all. I can't even make out half of the people in the poster.
A self-diagnosed nymphomaniac recounts her erotic experiences to the man who saved her after a beating. - IMDB 


Sunday, January 5, 2014

Thanos Confirmed for Avengers 2 and Guardians of the Galaxy?

Since we saw a tease at the end of The Avengers, its unclear if it was a tease or not. Guardians of the Galaxy has a couple of characters with ties to the villian. He could just show up in the credits again but fans are betting that he might be the main villian in GotG and might team up with Red Skull who we seen in the trailer of The Avengers 2 get sucked into deep space. 


Saturday, January 4, 2014

Top 10 Superhero Movies of All Time

The Avengers

The Amazing Spider-Man

X2: X-Men United

Superman

Batman

Iron Man

The Incredibles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Spider-man 2

The Dark Knight

5 Movies That Actors Died Making







Catch 22:
While filming footage for one bomb scene, Second Unit director John Jordan refused to wear a saftey harness. Jordan paid for it later when he was sucked out through the open plane and fell 4,000 feet to his death.

Three Musketeers:
A horses riding accident led to Roy Kinnear's untimely death in the second sequal. He suffered a broken pelvis and was rushed to the hospital. Kinnear died from a heart attack the next day.


Twilight Zone: The Movie
The scene where Vic Morrow fleeing with Vietnamese children from a U.S. Army helicopter. An Explosion too close to the helicopter caused the pilot to lose control. It crashed and killed all three actors. 


The Right Stuff:
Joseph Leonard Svec died when he failed to open his parachute while recreating a parachute jump from a stalling NF-104 fighter plane.


The Crow:
Kung-fu movie star, Brandon Lee was accidentally killed after being shot with a prop gun on the set of The Crow. The gun was suppose to fire blanks, but metal fragiment got lodged in the chamber and struck Lee in the abdomen leading him to bleed to death. 



Friday, January 3, 2014

10 Things You Probably Didn't Know About Wolverine

Russel Crowe turned down the role in "X-Men"


James Cameron wanted to bring Wolverine to the big screen.


Wolverine was almost a Badger.


Wolverine's Claws were originally part of his gloves.


"Sin City" creator Frank Miller coined Wolverine's catchphase.


Wolverine was introduced in the issue of "The Incredible of Hulk"


Marvel almost dumped Wolverine because He wasn't exciting enough.


Wolverine was originally designed as the son of Sabretooth.


Wolverine once became a Noseless Monster.


Bryan Singer and Darren Aronofksy almost directed "The Wolverine"


For more information check out this website.

The 9 Craziest Star Wars Rumors..Ever.



Natalie Portman Gets Naked for Phantom Menace??
In 1998, Star Wars fans became convenced that Natalie Portman would take off her clothes for at lease one of sences. Obviously we all knew that was false. How would they fit a nude scene into Star Wars, Ani was just a kid then, she suppose to flash a 7-8 year old her boobs? If she was to get naked in a scene with someone else the story would have been all messed up. Besides why would Lucas have an underage girl do a nude scene in the first place. 



Han Solo to die in Empire Strikes Back?
When the Empire Strikes Back trailer was dropped there was a huge percentage of Star Wars fans who were conviced that Han would die. The rumor was so big that it landed a story in People Magazine. Tons of fans sent billions of letters promising they would abandon the franchise if their beloved Han Solo died.

I think I would have done the same thing.. 



John Rhys-Davis to play General Grievous??
Someone sent out and email claiming the Lord of the Rings actor John Rhys-Davis was at a convention and said that he was doing voice-over work for General Grievous. 

It took months for people on the internet to realize it wasn't true. In the end Grievous was voiced by the sound engineer Matthew Woods.


Mick Jaggar to do the Score for Empire Strikes Back?
Rumor had it that Composer John Williams who won an Academy Award for his original score for Star Wars. A year after Star Wars broke the box office record, their was talk of replacing John Williams for Mick Jaggar, when it came to the making of Empire Strikes Back. 

I would have thought Lucas Films were crazy if they had replaced John Williams for Mick Jagger but then yet I would have liked to see what Jagger would have came up with. 


Jet Li to play Boba Fett? 
When word spread that Boba Fett would be in Episode II, Cinescape Magazine had put together a list of ideal candidates, one which was Li. Later it was misinterpreted as definite casting news by fan sites. 

Come on now who doesn't think Jet Li would have kicked some major ass as Boba Fett? Not that Boba did much in the movie either. 


Han Solo and Darth Vader to become life force? 
This is the funniest rumor I have heard so far. Ton of fans grasped onto the idea of an epic lightsaber battle that would occur between Han Solo and Darth Vader. Rumor has it that their light beams would fuse together to intermingle their life forces, turing the pair into one super organism that. 

Onces again how do you think Stars Wars would have ended if this happened? I couldn't see this happening at all. I think the movie would have ended badly and I like the way it ended. 

Christopher Walken to play Darth Bane?
Darth Bane is a character from the books. He's a Dark Lord of the Sith that sets in motion some eventd that have very serious consequences down the road. People thought he was going to show up in Episode II. Obviously the rumor was false. The closest Walken probably has ever gotten to being in a Star Wars movie was a sketch he did on SNL. 


Orson Welles to play the Emperor?
Many fans were under the assumption Lucas would cast an actor w. a big name, and one of the most fixated choices was Orson Welles. When The Empire Strikes Back came out fans barely got to see the Emperor as they expected too. They had to wait until Return of the Jedi was released to see more of the Emperor. 

Colin Trevorrow Will Direct Episode III?
Trevorrow in a interview he openly discuseed plans to take over a beloved property but wouldn't say what, but as word got out on the internet people started to assume it was Star Wars. Trevorrow stepped up and admitted he wasn't talking about Star Wars and that JJ Abrams was hired instead. What franchise he was talking about was actually Jurassic Park. 


Most Anticipated Movies of 2014


When you see these getting ready to pull out your calendar and mark everything down. :)


 The Hobbit: There and Back and Again


Release Date: December 17, 2014
Director: Peter Jackson


Edge of Tomorrow 

Release Date: June 6th, 2014
Director: Doug Liman


The Expendables 3
Release Date: August 15th
Director: Patrick Hughes


Transcendence 
Release Date: April 18th, 2014
Director: Wally Pfister


Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit 
Release Date:January 17th, 2014
Director: Kenneth Branagh

    
22 Jump Street
     
  Release Date: June 13th, 2014
Director: Phil Lord & Chris Miller


   Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
 Release Date: August 8th, 2014
Director: Jonathan Liebesman


Need for Speed
Release Date: March 14th, 2014
Director: Scott Waugh


The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1
Release Date: November 21st, 2014
Director: Francis Lawrence


The Lego Movie
Release Date: February 7th, 2014
Director: Phil Lord & Chris Miller


How to Train Your Dragon 2
Release Date: June 13th, 2014
Director: Dean Deblots


Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
Release Date: July 11th, 2014
Director: Matt Reeves


The Raid 2
Release Date: March 28th, 2014
Director: Gareth Evans


The Amazing Spider-Man 2
Release Date: May 2nd, 2014
Director: Marc Webb


Transformers 4 
Release Date: June 27th, 2014
Director: Michael Bay


Interstellar 
Release Date: November 7th, 2014
Director: Christopher Nolan


Guardians of the Galaxy 
Release Date: August 4th, 2014
Director: James Gunn


Captain America: The Winter Soldier 
Release Date: April 4th, 2014
Director: Anthony Russo & Joe Russo


X-Men: Days of Future Past
Release Date: May 23, 2014
Director: Bryan Singer


 Godzilla 
Release Date: May 16th, 2014
Director: Gareth Edwards



Maleficent
Release Date: May 30th, 2014
Director: Robert Stormberg